Skip to main content

I HATE SCHOOL


I hate school! 😣 Never have I more convincingly told myself that I hate a thing. I hate the fact that I have to get up early everyday to get ready to acquire information that I would not need in the future. I hate the fact that I'm tested by my ability to know what the teacher wants me to know, how he wants me to know it and present it the way he wants me to otherwise, I might not be qualified to advance to the next stage. I'm a square peg, I hate that I'm being forced to fit in a triangular hole, I hate it!


We all hate school for so many reasons. The rules, the annoying teachers, the uncomfortable seats, having to wake up early to go for class πŸ˜“, the books we have to read, sometimes the ugly outfits we have to wear, the terrible cafeteria food that breaks our hearts and make us fall out of love with our favorite food πŸ˜‰... The list is unending. But there's one thing that tops the list of almost everyone that hates school, the EXAMS! The most inefficient way to test your "knowledge" of what you've been taught the whole semester. The one event so terrible that it has an illness named after it, 'exam fever'; that same event that has the highest turn out of all school gatherings, the one thing we spend hours, weeks, sometimes months of most of our childhood and teenage years preparing for! The one thing that makes most dread the so called "learning experience".


Here's the especially annoying part, you don't even get to use half of the knowledge your acquire in that four-wall institution of torment! Especially if you're from a country like mine where you are required to do at least 70 courses before you are stamped ready for the labour market πŸ˜“. It's so so frustrating.


While school might be the one of greatest screw ups in our history, we don't hate school because we hate knowledge or meeting kids, we hate it because of the way we are made to learn!

We spend on average 30 hours a week! In a class room with uncomfortable chairs and a teacher that's barking a subject you probably don't care about down your throat in a way you don't like and understand. We hate it because school takes the creative, athletic, clever, musically inclined person that you are and tries to force you to be one type of way. Think of it like we are all different shapes, squares, triangles, pentagons etc and school takes each and every one of us and force us through a very narrow cylindrical hole! It's sad, it's painful and we hate it!

We don't want to be forced to push our passions to the back seat for a while and have someone else dictate to us what we must know, how we must know it and when we must know it! It's simply not how we want to be. We want schools that cater to our different skill sets and teaches us how to develop those skills to make the world a better place. We want schools that actually teach us what we want to learn about not what they think we should learn!


So no! We don't hate learning, we hate the way we are forced to learn. We hate being forced down that cylindrical hole and being called stupid because we are hexagons! We hate that we are intelligent and we're being treated as though we are dumb because we don't fit into someone's definition of "intelligent". This school, we hate.


This kind of school is the unfair one. The one that the "equalists" never remember in their fight against inequality πŸ˜’. The one that defines fairness as judging an elephant, a goldfish, a monkey, a dog and a seal by its ability to climb a tree πŸ˜“. We hate this school! We are all geniuses in our own unique ways, but school, this kind of school treats us as dullards when we fail to meet up with its standard of intelligence and thus, we hate it!



Comments

Dumkelechi said…
Edna! Keep speaking, God bless you.
100% relatable
Aigbe Ehis I said…
Yes, so totally true. I can relate even in future tense lol. Nice one, please ride on, you are getting more passengers.
Unknown said…
Nice work. Well done dear.
Unknown said…
School though.. 😩😟

Tecco said…
School is just so πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’
Unknown said…
I must commend you for considering this perennial educational issue we have in our various academic institutions. I do agree with you that any educational system that tend to berate the intellectual capacity of students should be discouraged... We as students cannot be limited to our teacher's level of understanding, sadly those teachers won't make any change because they don't want to mark a script that will make them consider further research , that will question their state of intellect and make them feel exactly how they want us to feel (unintelligent). When I read my Bible and I see excerpts like "I have more understanding than my teachers" I just know that it is not for students in Nigerian academic institutions because that is an Academic sacrilege, lol... To me it is nothing more than a means to keep us at a low level of reasoning and egregious tomfoolery on the path of our tutors. Well as for me I found a way around that feeling though... Basically I dogmatically do as my lecturer says just so I can pass the "almighty exam...Outside the classroom after I'm taught what they want me to learn and I reproduce in exam hall, I just simply go all on my own to learn what I want to learn, form my opinion on it, make recommendations publish it if need be and just flow at my pace in my world. So after they judge my fish by its ability to climb a tree, and they are gone, my fish immediately returns to the water to continue swimming.
Unknown said…
School😑😈
Really commendable though, nice way of putting your thoughts in ways that are relatable to ur audienceπŸ‘πŸ‘....
Edna speaks said…
Thank you so much dear
Edna speaks said…
Thank you much for the comment. I think it's great that you can do both, but I hate the fact that school has to make us do both when we can channel all our energy into one
Unknown said…
This comment has been removed by the author.
Unknown said…
School tho.... Tis so over rated!!!
Unknown said…
this made me cry. I'm so in love with this
you aren't alone.
I feel your pains mama.
lol
Unknown said…
Very accurate Edna, very accurate. There's no way I'm not sharing this.
You rock!
Edna speaks said…
Thank you so much dear
Marie Greats said…
This is really nice and sooooooo true I love the quote about us being forced down a cylindrical hole when we are naturally born hexagons (paraphrasing though)
Anonymous said…
I hate school for these reasons, and to think I am a lecturer, but have to follow some ridiculous curriculum. I always believe my little twists here and there are never enough. And the testing system...We need an overhaul! Arrghhh!
Sometimes, I just wonder whether the formal educational system is not practical anymore for the futures we desire.
publikphigor said…
for real, I had thought I'm unserious to say that I hate school. I don't dislike education or knowledge acquisition but the school system is not just my thing. Thank God I found my passion early which is tech and thank God I found this post. I am not alone. Haha

Popular posts from this blog

THE FEAR OF LONELINESS

Walking down the street without a companion, sitting at a restaurant table for two alone, staying at home with no one to hang out with on a Friday night. Thoughts like these normally come to mind when we hear the word 'loneliness' and thus we can easily say we aren't lonely because we are always in the company of friends and family and even when we're on our own, we aren't truly alone because we have our devices that connect us to thousands of people at virtually a push of a button... If only loneliness was that simple 😩.  True loneliness lies in being surrounded by people of similar tastes and preferences and still feeling alone. True loneliness resides in having to hide parts of who you are and things you feel just to fit in. True loneliness is being accepted for who you are not! True loneliness is... being unique but having to act like everyone else πŸ˜”. Personally, I've had my share of lonely moments but I won't be talking about myse

THE CRISIS OF URGENCY

This generation, my generation is so concerned with getting rich and doing it early. We want to make it big, we want to 'blow' and we want to do it NOW or at least some time really soon. This urge gets ignited all the more when we see and hear people achieving this at really young ages. We see the likes of Evan Spiegel, Co-founder and CEO of Snap Inc. (originally called Snapchat Inc.) with a net worth of $4.3 billion currently 27 years old; Bobby Murphy, Co-founder and CTO of Snap Inc. with a net worth of $3.2 billion currently 29 years old and of course,  the youngest billionaires in the world, the Norwegian heiresses Alexandra and Katharina Andresen, who are 21 and 22 years old, respectively. With large inheritances of $1.4 billion each. Occasionally, we wish to be like the Norwegian heiresses, get born into fortune and have large inheritances to pull out of it so you don't have to work a day in your life 😁. However, seeing as we can't change

THE NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT

I remember the day I heard of instagram. Some friends were talking about this new app that allowed you upload pictures, view pictures, get followers and loads of other fun stuff. I was so intruiged by it not because I liked taking pictures for people to see, but just because of the way they talked about it. They went on and on about how they had hundreds of followers and how their pictures easily gathered likes over this new app. So I thought, maybe I would do the same and maybe get even more likes and followers. Later that day, I downloaded the app and instantly created a profile. The goal then was simply to get more followers than they had and have my pictures become instant hits! Easy! Oh how naive I was πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.  So I uploaded my first post and after a week, I still had 5 likes! Just 5 likes! I actually just had 4 likes plus my own like on my photo πŸ˜‚. Meanwhile, my friends were cruising about a hundred likes on every single new post they dropped just within the first 24 hours